You're a Fabulous Mum Despite the Stale Bread, Unmade Beds and Guilty Thoughts in Your Head

Humorously debunking the myth of "perfect moms," this collection of inspiring and witty advice allows real moms to laugh at, rather than lament, the myriad of things that go wrong while trying to juggle a husband, kids, and friends. The questions plaguing modern mothers everywhere—If I give my daughter potato chips, will the additives limit her learning potential? If I make the sandwich with white bread, will the pumpernickel-bread mothers sneer?—are drolly discussed along with other common misconceptions about motherhood. Chapters such as Childbirth, Dignity, and Other Oxymorons; Vaguely Useful Shopping Tips for the Stressed and Time-Poor Mum; and Spontaneity with a Six-Week-Old Baby, are complemented by sidesplitting jokes, revealing quizzes, and age-old maternal wisdom to reassure moms everywhere that they are not alone.